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[Hermes]

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“Hermes is... Well... Well, he's Hermes. He's been through a lot of shit and he hates himself for it. He wishes he'd been a better dad and yet he wouldn't change a thing. He feels like it's him against the world and he can be a bit of a child because of it. He's been called a whiner and he complains a lot. But in the end, he's a god and what can ya do?
His application is here.”

let the SKYFALL :.

“Well, seeing as Hermes isn't really all that picky, anyone could be his friend. Gods, Goddesses, Demigods, Satyrs, anyone. He's friendly when he's not "whining".”

when it CRUMBLES :.

“Enemies include but aren't limited to: scorned children, scorned mothers of said children, Titans, angry Gods, and campers who survived the war and blame him for it. I'm open to p. much anything on this one.”

we will stand TALL :.

“Nahhhh. I have a plot up my sleeve for this fellow. But actually...

If you wanna spice it up a bit, your character could crush on Hermes and try to court him. Because I'm a sucker for drama and conflict and if you could give me that I would love you 5evr.”

face it all TOGETHER :.

“CHILDREN!!! Hermes has been, in the past, one of the more promiscuous of gods and he has quite a few children. Some love him, some hate him, some are willing to work with him. So... Any of Hermes' kids would be a welcome plot.”

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[Lillian Scott]

HADES&&HERMES

Well, we have a little something something plotted. Hermes is one of the only gods that Hades doesn't actively hate, so that's saying something, and though he isn't one to be all touchy feelly, he does enjoy when Hermes visits the underworld.

BRIONY&&HERMES

Brie has a love/hate relationship that ends all love/hate relationships with Hermes. She's like Luke, only worse. She's just as pissed that she was neglected, particularly after her mother died, and she's got no problem letting him know just how pissed she is- particularly during her "mandatory bonding time with him." That said, she's a Hermes kid through and through, and she definitely knows how to work some of the gifts she's inherited. She'll ease up on him and go to him once she and Nico have their temporary split over Lilly, however.

LILLIAN&&HERMES
Lilly adores Hermes! No, really, I think she has one of the most innocent crushes ever on him, not that she'd ever tell him. She finds him easy to talk to and friendly, so she enjoys their run ins.

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OMG totally Hilarious idea, beyond hilarious, more of a WTF idea. What if the reason that Hecate found Hermes so annoying, is that she has secretly wanted him for years, but never wanted to say anything. And for some reason or other they are forced to act on it in some way or other and things get all super awkward and shiz